“ Now, when you approach the front door of 11 Park Terrace, you will see a brass plaque directly over the bell pull: THE ATHENA CLUB. That is what we are, a very exclusive club. For monsters. ”
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- The Strange Case of the Alchemist’s Daughter, Theodora Goss, 2017
you all will be like “omg vampires 🤭🫣🥴🥰😍🥵” then BALK at the prospect of being nearly drained dry and killed by one. you are so fake and stupid and have no sense of adventure whatsoever. where’s the love. appreciation. because i can’t fucking see it
sorry that’s “unsafe” to you or whatever. guy’s gotta eat!
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess
What’s the comic sans trick?
wingdings' true purpose as a font
Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.
hold on
does-
does pumpkin spice not contain fucking pumpkin?
It's called pumpkin spice because it's like... spice for pumpkin pies, and as such is the primary flavor for those pies. I guess "pumpkin pie spice" was too unwieldy, or we just associate the flavors with pumpkin enough.
sometimes the spice shaker with that specific mix that you buy in a grocery store does have "pumpkin pie spice" on it, but "pumpkin pie spice latte" is a bit unwieldy
Also, a lot of “pumpkin spice” goods do contain pumpkin flavor. A pumpkin spice latte, donut, etc, contains pumpkin or pumpkin flavor. The above is just the spice mix.
Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
If homophobes weren't so awful to LGBT people, then maybe we'd be happier.
she fahren on my heit ’til i 451
she ray on my brad ’til i bury her
she october in my country until something wicked this way comes
Anonymous asked:
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
stitchthesewords answered:
💀 my brother in christopher
it's true and you should say so louder
I don't know any of you, hitting the reblog button.
